What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

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Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you agree that all President Trump needs to do during tonight's 6/27/24 debate is to stand quietly at the podium and simply allow Mr. Biden to go down in flames?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

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Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Should a male with long hair comb his hair daily?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Still no good

No go.

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